There are some places in the world some eyes should never dwell on. Some places that have certain things that some brains should never pass on. And there are some places that have certain things thought by certain people that...are just so downright naughty that one wonders what god created such a mess. Where is this place? What are those things? Who are those people? You're looking at it. So I give you three choices, and three choices only. Depending on your choice, depends on your status. 1. Run. Run away and never return. 2. Stay, lurk, browse, and be mindfucked. 3. Dive right in. Either way, despite your decision in any of these choices, we've already completed the goal of some way screwing up your mind by the content you see here. Welcome to the Dream House! Our lovely blackmailed assistant Blitzwing will now help you chose your next destination. Art by JetstreamX